These are some of the funniest things you will hear kids say!

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a a cat, but it was dead. “How do you know that cat was dead?” she asked her pupil. “Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently...

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Funny Story

A friend of mine told me a funny story….. She was in a public toilet with her 3 year old. As she was dropping the kids off at the pool (so they say in Aussie for doing number twos)

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God Knows

I was driving the car home from school one day listening to a conversation that my 7 year old was having with her sister who is 4. The conversation was about scripture class that my 7 year old had attended, she was explaining to her younger sister all the good things that God stands for. The 4 year old, not to be out done, told her older sister that she was in fact wrong about everything that she had just learnt about God. The 7 year old dismissed her younger sister saying..."what would you know about God?" Looking her older sister straight in the eyes she replied....."I am God!" I nearly crashed the car!

"I want I sceam!"

We were out one day at Darling Harbour in Sydney doing the things that families do. It was a hot day and we passed an ice cream stand. My 3 year old started...... "I want an ice cream, I want an ice cream!" My husband, who was not used to the three year old tantrums, expected to hear the magic word "Please" So he turns to our daughter and says to her "what's missing here?" She looks at him with are you stupid eyes and replies ...."My ice cream!"

The presence of the dead

I was walking down a very busy street in Leichhardt, called Norton Street with my three daughters. When we were passing a funeral parlour, the doors to the garage opened and a hearse came out of the driveway blocking our access on the footpath. Everybody was quiet and I am sure saying silent prayers as there was a coffin inside that was arranged with beautiful flowers and ribbons. The hearse could not enter the street as the traffic was very busy so more and more people were standing there silently looking at this hearse when all of a sudden my 4 year old daughter says at the top of her lungs while pointing at the coffin "Look mummy somebody's getting a huge present". Well we all started laughing out loud much to the horrified look of the driver.